Stuck in Downward Dog
by Chantel Guertin
Published by ECW Press / Key Porter Books
Genre: chick lit (I guess)
Thanks to NetGalley for the preview
1 / 5
I wasn’t sure whether to post this review or not, because I do respect writers and am aware that it is tremendously challenging to write a novel.
But sometimes, kids, books just aren’t that good.
Mara just got dumped by her boyfriend, has a job she hates, friends she doesn’t particularly seem to enjoy all that much, and a life that is in a deep, deep rut. Thank goodness for yoga, which is the only positive thing she has going on.
And there you have it: the sum total of this novel.
Sure, there is some social commentary about plastic surgery and cosmetics. And social climbing. And societal notions about what women should be doing with their lives. But as far as a real story is concerned? I couldn’t find one. It’s more of a stringing together of events than anything else.
Oh, and romance? There is NONE. Not even the hint of one. The ex-boyfriend? Mara doesn’t seem too bummed that he’s out of the picture. In fact, her lack of reaction beyond the surface leads us to believe that she never cared all that much for him in the first place.
Her so-called friends are horrific. One gets married and fails to ask Mara to be a part of the festivities, and the other is shallow and critical. Between them and the boyfriend, you wonder if Mara is a poor judge of character. Or, worse, if she draws all this negativity toward her.
The only reason I finished this thing was because I was convinced it would get better.
I was wrong.